The Rev. Dr. Dennis Wayne Perry Beard Blog: Part 2

Jason Micheli —  August 1, 2012 — 2 Comments

Alright, alright many of you mistakenly think Dennis presently has a 5 o’ clock shadow or, at best, you might say an honorary Arvin Sloan  3-day old beard.

In fact, Dr. Dennis W. Perry is on Day #17 of his beard-growing sojourn (confirmed to me by the beautIful Sharon Perry).

Realizing that some of us are more folicly (or testosterone?) challenged, today I recalled a movie that, in addition to possibly being trip down memory lane for some, could offer some beard growing advice for the Rev: The Peanut Butter Solution, a movie that apparently co-stared Col. Saul Tigh from Battlestar Galactica (yes, I’m a loser) and also has the distinction (along with Something Wicked This Way Comes and Fatal Attraction) as a childhood movie that scared the absolute s*&t out of me.

“The movie involves a haunted mansion, a creepy art teacher, kidnapped children forced to make paintbrushes, and a scene that involves pubic hair that won’t stop growing. I have vivid memories of the film from my childhood, including a scene where a bald boy’s wig is torn off mid-soccer game, much to the amusement of his fellow players, who mercilessly tease him.” – Hortense Smith 

Jason Micheli


2 responses to The Rev. Dr. Dennis Wayne Perry Beard Blog: Part 2

  1. Stefanie Owens August 1, 2012 at 4:24 PM


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