I just love Jesus’ annoying habit of spinning parables so obviously designed to wipe the s#@$-eating grin off our faces.
In Luke 16, Jesus serves up a story that contradicts all the pious niceties we perpetuate at church, a story in which, despite everything we teach our children in Sunday School, Jesus sides with Gordon Gecko and says in essence: ‘Greed is good.’
We continue our Lenten sermon series, 7 Deadlies, this weekend by looking at Greed.
The text will be the story of the ‘dishonest manager,’ a parable that, while it does come up in the lectionary, most preachers treat it like was the latest Joel Osteen book.
Here it is:
Then Jesus said to the disciples, ‘There was a rich man who had a manager, and charges were brought to him that this man was squandering his property. So he summoned him and said to him, “What is this that I hear about you? Give me an account of your management, because you cannot be my manager any longer.” Then the manager said to himself, “What will I do, now that my master is taking the position away from me? I am not strong enough to dig, and I am ashamed to beg.I have decided what to do so that, when I am dismissed as manager, people may welcome me into their homes.” So, summoning his master’s debtors one by one, he asked the first, “How much do you owe my master?” He answered, “A hundred jugs of olive oil.” He said to him, “Take your bill, sit down quickly, and make it fifty.” Then he asked another, “And how much do you owe?” He replied, “A hundred containers of wheat.” He said to him, “Take your bill and make it eighty.” And his master commended the dishonest manager because he had acted shrewdly; for the children of this age are more shrewd in dealing with their own generation than are the children of light. And I tell you, make friends for yourselves by means of dishonest wealth so that when it is gone, they may welcome you into the eternal homes.
In case you’re a Methodist and just skipped over the scripture, here it is in a nutshell:
Manager gets fired with cause.
Decides to save his own skin.
Knows he can’t do X, Y or Z so he criminally halves his Boss’ debtors’ debts to win their favor.
Jesus says: ‘Well done.’
Actually Jesus says: ‘Make friends for yourselves through dishonesty.’
And all the church people said: ‘What the_________?’
Jesus praises the bad guy, the cheating little blank, and tells us to mimic him?
Jesus’ point and how it jives with our picture of Jesus has long been the cause of head-scratching for preachers.
Here’s one thing, though, that hit me this week.
The chapter divisions in our bibles weren’t there until the 4th/5th century.
Meaning, in Luke’s original Gospel (the ‘Director’s Cut so to speak) this parable followed immediately after, without division, the Parable of the Prodigal Son.